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Alli-strology: May 26

Dear readers, It is me! OMGGGGGG it’s my LAST EVR omggggg i’m gonna cry — don’t look -– just kidding -– I think I look kinda hot when I cry LMAO. Like the tears falling, slight frown -– it all comes together to create a masterfully tragic, beautiful, intentional, vulnerable…

Alli-strology: May 20

It’s me — your fellow astrology friend here to give you this week’s forecast. There’s been a lot happening lately in the sky with the gorgeous blood moon and mercury in retrograde. You could say this is a time that asks that you rest more because these changes and movements…

Alli-strology: May 13

Dear Reader, I hope your week has been filled with tender moments and rest. If not, here’s to making next week one that allows you to do all you need to in order to feel healthy and cared for. Mercury has been retrograde since May 10 and will stay here…

Alli-strology: May 6

Dear reader, Another end of the week! Whatever happened this week, good, bad, great, horrid, you made it through! Pat yourself on the back! COVID cases are spiking and masks are officially back in full force, so stay safe friends. Idk about y’all, but this week has felt bizarre. It…

Alli-strology: April 29

Hi! It’s Taurus season, and you know what that means! Oh, you don’t? That’s okay! That’s why I’m here. Taurus season brings comfort, revelations and self-discovery. This season will help with any stagnation you might be feeling, but it will also push you to go inward and reflect on who…

Alli-strology: April 22

Hi! I’m writing this after a busy and exciting day. I hope you are doing well this week and making sure to care for yourself, however that looks. Recently, there was an absolutely stunning pink full moon in Libra; this moon works to illuminate love and shows you where you…

Alli-strology: April 15

Hi there, friend, It’s me, Allison, and welcome to this Allistrology spot in The Carletonian! This week, I’ll give a short and sweet sentence or two to help clarify things and make it easy to focus. There’s so much always happening around us that something even as small as the…

Alli-strology: April 8

Hi! After a short spring break and before that an unexpected finals week surprise (cough, cough, covid), I am oh, so ready to supply y’all with the astrological content you’ve been missing! <3 It was so heartwarming to hear that Sam (or, as you, reader, might better remember them: “Sam…

Alli-strology: March 4

Yoohoo, It’s me, (are u shocked? I can’t see your face.) Your favorite (in general? Maybe! lmk)… I was about to write ‘Allison,’ but there are other Allisons on this campus and I am not here to compete, only to team up (other spellings included ofc, I’m not a monster).…

Alli-strology: 2/24

Hello, Another Friday is here, and with it comes a feeling of relief that class is over,—but is it truly over at Carleton? Finals are coming up and comps deadlines are fast approaching. Remember to take a deep breath and do something that you enjoy to prevent burnout. Enjoy the…