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Donald Trump puts down Kristi Noem: “She was just untrainable”

Bax Meyer, North Dakota Enthusiast May 17, 2024

Donald Trump, the Republican nominee for President, was forced to make a hard decision this Thursday. After widespread condemnation for the killing of her 14-month old puppy, the former President was forced...

Room draw cancelled; replaced by gosling-focused process

Becky Reinhold, Editor-in-Chief May 12, 2024

On Wednesday, the Office of Residential Life and Housing announced immediate changes to room draw for next year, effective immediately. For rising seniors who already drew their for rooms, these changes...

Confusion between drag show and druid event

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor May 12, 2024

On Saturday, May 4, a large number of events of cultural significance took place. At 1 p.mThe Reformed Druids of North America celebrated Beltane, a Gaelic May Day festival, on the Hill of Three Oaks....

CSA goes to Shark Tank to request Spring Allocation Funds

Bax Meyer, Managing Editor May 3, 2024

The Carleton Student Association (CSA) went before the Sharks of ABC's reality TV show "Shark Tank" with their proposal for this year's spring allocation. Many students wonder where the funding for spring...

Formal apology to whiny little Watsoners

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor May 3, 2024

Dear Readers, We interrupt your regularly scheduled Bald Spot programming this week to convey a message. This message goes out to all of you lovely readers who live in Watson. It came to our attention...

CSA votes to approve weekly money burnings in the Bald Spot

Rahim Hamid April 28, 2024

Earlier this week, the Carleton Student Association (CSA) voted unanimously to approve a new and controversial campus event. This event was so controversial that the CSA minutes showed 90% of the meeting...

Arb Goblin 2: the squeaquel

Bobby Targ April 28, 2024

Oh. Oh no. Carleton, there is something great and horrible looming in the arb. Even as I type these words, I feel my hands trembling as the Arb Goblin takes His first steps out of the forest. He’s free....

Dormstrology

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor April 28, 2024

Hello, dear readers.  After communicating with the spirits of Northfield, from those in the Arb to those employed by the History department to those in my 70-seat psych 110 class, it appears that they...

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