What is the powerhouse of the cell? a) Cheeseburger b) Mitochondria c) Its faith in Suhail Thandi ‘17 d) Mozz' sticks What body of water at Carleton would you want to bathe in? a) Lyman lakes b) The...

1) What’s your favorite color? (a) Buffalo chicken (b) #069420 (it’s green) ** I promise it’s a real color but if this is not socially acceptable then put something like “the color of my luver’s...

Aries: Congrats, you’re not going to fail your midterms! The stars are totally aligned in your favor. Pack up your books from the Libe, you won’t need them. Instead, take a mini holiday on the Bald...

Where do you spend most of your time? a) Sayles b) My room c) The arb d) The Weitz   Which of these clubs/activities are you most likely to join? a) Synchrony II b) The Carletonian c) CORAL d) KRLX   What’s...

You know that feeling when someone is walking by and you gotta decide how your interaction will go within seconds? Most people resort to looking at their phones, pretending to be engrossed in some meme...

Hey girl, you study beautifully. Want to hit up the Libe with me sometime and make fleeting eye contact as we turn the pages of our gothic novels? Boy, you’ve warmed my heart, and my feelings for...

Carleton is an inclusive environment that provides its students a host of resources. Most places are open to any student with a OneCard, but some privileged few can go into places that the rest of the...

At a liberal arts college like Carleton, an interest in multiple fields is encouraged. Many of us are passionate about more than one major field of study, but the prospect of two comps discourages us...

A Printer Unless you live in a townhouse or that dorm with a lot of floors, chances are, you’re not that far from a campus printer. Stationery Be that kid that borrows pens from people in class and...

As fall comes, the corpses of dead leaves and the smell of pumpkin-spiced foods remind us that the time has come for things to get a little spooky out there. Of course, to give yourself a thrill, you...