<ir="ltr">Where do you spend most of your time?
a) Sayles
b) My room
c) The arb
d) The Weitz
Which of these clubs/activities are you most likely to join?
a) Synchrony II
b) The Carletonian
c) CORAL
d) KRLX
What’s your favorite animal?
a) Dog
b) Squirrel
c) Pterodactyl
d) Ladybug
What’s your favorite place in town?
a) Ragstock
b) St.Olaf
c) The Cow
d) Blue Monday
What’s your favorite Carleton Facebook group?
a) Overheard at Carleton
b) Free and for sale
c) Carleton College Class of 2020 (Student Official)
d) Carletunes
What major are you?
a) Business
b) Engineering
c) Journalism
d) Stress eating
Which Chris is your favorite?
a) Chris Pratt
b) Chris Evans
c) Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
d) Chris Lee ‘19
What’s your star sign?
a) Piscies
b) Sagittarius
c) Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
d) Gemini
What’s your favorite Bon Appetit culturally appropriated food?
a) Tikka Masala
b) “Vietnamese Noodle Soup”
c) Asian-inspired Chicken
d) Anything Italian ever
What’s your favorite mode of transportation on campus?
a) Foot
b) Longboarding
c) The choo choo train that goes by at 4am everyday
d) My willpower
Mostly As: You’re chicken tenders! (Vegetarian alternative: French fries)
You’re tender and caring and there for everyone. You’re also the life of the party and (most) people love you. Congrats, you’re the Glenn Coco of Carleton.
Mostly Bs: You’re a pretzel!
You’re obscure and underrated, and that’s why you’re kinda salty. But fear not, because you really are the fiscally smart decision for your dining dollars and that’s all that matters. I believe in you!
Mostly Cs: You’re buffalo chicken. You know who you are.
Mostly Ds: You’re mozzarella sticks!
Do you feel like a Gatsby? Because you should – you are the true royalty of Carleton. Also we should be friends.