<
ir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-97c4df5f-c44d-a934-fb7c-bae7579a87e4">BROKE COLLEGE KID LOOKIN FOR CA$H

1 North College St, Northfield, MN  |  [email protected]  |  420-6969

Objective             To not cry every time I check my bank account.

Skills & Abilities        -Fully fluent in memes

                        -Consistently spills food on the daily

                -User of finger guns

                -Un-ironic lover of High School Musical

                -NOT the zodiac killer

                -I found a gray hair on my head the other day and I’m 18-years-old.

                  -I only brought three socks to school. Like three individual socks.

Experience              SO YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU

                          HAVE A JOB? YOU THINK YOU HAVE REAL LIFE

                EXPERIENCE BECAUSE YOU GOT HIRED AND GET PAID ON

                THE REG? Because I do please hire me.

Education            CARLETON COLLEGE, NORTHFIELD

                -One time I saw someone fall off his skateboard and eat it and I didn’t

            laugh out loud. It was a real learning experience.

                -If we’re talking about vehicles, bicycles honestly scare me.

Communication        One time, a friend was doing something that irked me, so I confronted

                them about it and we mutually moved past it. I’m kidding. I’m a fully

                passive aggressive person and I do not work well in groups.

Leadership            When I lived at home I had two cats and I would force them to hang

                out with me.

References            Your mom, last night.