<ir="ltr" id="docs-internal-guid-97c4df5f-c44d-a934-fb7c-bae7579a87e4">BROKE COLLEGE KID LOOKIN FOR CA$H
1 North College St, Northfield, MN | [email protected] | 420-6969
Objective To not cry every time I check my bank account.
Skills & Abilities -Fully fluent in memes
-Consistently spills food on the daily
-User of finger guns
-Un-ironic lover of High School Musical
-NOT the zodiac killer
-I found a gray hair on my head the other day and I’m 18-years-old.
-I only brought three socks to school. Like three individual socks.
Experience SO YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU
HAVE A JOB? YOU THINK YOU HAVE REAL LIFE
EXPERIENCE BECAUSE YOU GOT HIRED AND GET PAID ON
THE REG? Because I do please hire me.
Education CARLETON COLLEGE, NORTHFIELD
-One time I saw someone fall off his skateboard and eat it and I didn’t
laugh out loud. It was a real learning experience.
-If we’re talking about vehicles, bicycles honestly scare me.
Communication One time, a friend was doing something that irked me, so I confronted
them about it and we mutually moved past it. I’m kidding. I’m a fully
passive aggressive person and I do not work well in groups.
Leadership When I lived at home I had two cats and I would force them to hang
out with me.
References Your mom, last night.