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How to Get your Secret Sayles Admirer to Fall in Love With You this Valentine’s Day

  1. Ask them on a date to the Super Lounge
  2. Invite them to a steamy 1st-Libe makeout session 
  3. Tell them you’re planning on being an economics/political science double major 
  4. Play Rage Cage with them in the basement of Nutting 
  5. Show your school spirit and dress completely in Carleton merch 
  6. Flex your intelligence and compare SAT/ACT scores 
  7. Ask them to cheer you on at your next quidditch match 
  8. Confess that you don’t wear shower shoes 
  9. Show them how high your Yakarma is
  10. Impress them by wearing shorts in the winter

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