After hosting resistance social media influencer Eric Trump on their campus last term, St. Olaf has been inspired to be the first educational institution to rebrand itself as a “conservative arts college.” This is in response to the liberals’ assault on free thought and speech through their hegemony over small arts colleges. 

“Being a religious institution, it only makes sense that we stand in support of family values and against personal liberties.” -David P. Anderson

Here are a few courses that will be offered:

RELG 900: Christian Values

ECON 666: Reaganomics

ECON 667: Government Regulation Very Bad

ECON 668: Being Selfish is Okay

SOAN 330: Intermediate Qanon Theory

IDSC 111: 

LING 749: How to Use Buzzwords Effectively

HIST 1492: A Critical Look at Criticisms of Columbus

ENTS 834: Preserving the Climate Change Debate

PHIL 810: Nozick and Rawls

POSC 342: Good Excuses to Give “Single Issue Voters”

BIOL 843: The Heart Beats 4 Weeks After Conception

BIOL 483: The Genetics of Intelligence

STAT 347: Advanced Baseball Statistics

CLAS 475: Roman Ethics in the 21st Century

AMST 234: F—— Yeah

EUST 343: The Harms of Globalization

MUSC 999: How to Like Ariel Pink

MUSC 638: It’s Okay if You’re Singing Along 

MATH 555: 1776

GUNS 101: Sam Colt and Equality

PSYC 144: The Reptilian Brain and Fear of the Other

CS 376: Lessons from Parler and Gab

ARTS 999: Fun Designs with the Vineyard Vines Whale