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Carls want their vote to count: students navigate absentee ballots
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Carleton students harvest indigenous tubers at Prairie Island Indian Community
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Sports: summer, preseason
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Peer leader hiring doesn’t consider Title IX violations
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The English Department’s book recommendations for winter break
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Carleton College hosts best-selling author Javier Zamora
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SHAC’s Dude Talk therapy group challenges traditional masculinity
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A spooky trip through time: Halloween throughout Carleton’s history
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Farm House hosts Farmstock and Farm Film Fest
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Experimental Dance Board (EDB)
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Carleton’s a drag: Carleton’s student-run drag show
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Fit check: Students dress up for Sproncert
May 26, 2022
Gorpcore is in.
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New Mutual Aid Thrift Store
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Exploring the for-Carls-by-Carls thrift scene
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Embroidery: the preeminence of craft during COVID
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Democrats lost the center, not the left
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Battalions then and now: a history of Korean military presence in Europe
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What was SUMO this term?
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Democrats have lost touch
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Today I called my gynecologist
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The secret fourth final: fall photo dumps
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Archdruid election too close to call
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Marcescence in the Arb
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Washing Our Hands
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