There you are, struggling to walk against the wind in sub-zero temperatures to make your way to that ill-chosen 1a. But it’s for my major! you protest. Okay? Change it then? I dunno.    Hands,...

As Winter Term begins, and certain peoples’ roommates go abroad, a select number of students go through an incredibly intense, high-risk high-reward process of attempting to protect the vacancies in...

Most Carls take 18 credits per term, which equates to three classes. Each of these classes usually has a final, either an exam or a paper. What many incoming students aren’t aware of is the secret fourth...

In the days since Republicans won the Presidency, Senate and House, Democratic pundits and politicians have begun their inevitable finger pointing and wishful thinking about where they went wrong. There’s...

There are countless examples throughout history of the unifying power of mutual hardship. While suffering certainly has the power to feed polarization, moments of struggle can also build communities dedicated...

As of 10:50 a.m. on Friday, Nov. 8, the Carletonian Decision Desk has ruled the election for Archdruid of the Carleton Grove of the Reformed Druids of North America still too close to call. With record...

This year, a number of externships added extended deadlines after a low number of students applied. While this enabled more students to get involved in the externship program, they were then faced with...

Seven year old girls love the cow costume; twenty year old girls love the baby bangs. Neither group knows what “Carleton” is, but the update is a wild success on Roblox’s “Dress to Impress” (DTI)....

Carleton College’s campus is being faced with a pressing epidemic. And no, it’s not the amount of opps created through failed Marriage Pact matches, the rise of dry turkey thighs in LDC or the black...

Over the last week, countless classes have been interrupted, innocent diners snuck up on and dorms camped-out in the interest of the spoon game. The fall term spoon assassins game is becoming a true Carleton...

Everyone’s heard it. Unfailingly, in two hour increments, freight trains tear through Northfield, emitting an ear-shattering horn sound that penetrates every corner of Carleton’s campus, all the way...

On Sunday, Oct. 20, a freight train traveling through Northfield made a sound that measured 117 decibels, seven decibels over the limit to produce a sonic boom. The train, carrying turkey manure in such...