You might want to get a date even if you believe set-ups are doomed to fail as rumors have spread that the SAO has decided Date Knight is also Purge Knight — and the single people are the ones being...

Each winter, Carleton students flock to the ice to play broomball like moths flock to a sticky puddle of poisonous honey. Despite being a quintessentially Minnesotan game, broomball lacks the quality of...

This week, dozens of Myers inhabitants reported experiencing a pungent scent emanating from the west side of the third floor. Students described the scent as reminiscent of “the mayo-based sandwich you...

Last weekend’s annually celebrated Midwinter Ball was thrown into chaos when students looking for the 12:00 a.m. shuttle to get back to their dorms were met with a large gourd outside Sayles, the bus...

On Jan. 18, American users of the social media app TikTok were met with a message that the app was shutting down. This sent a shock wave across TikTok users across the country, causing panic and despair....

Every lunch period in the Burton cafeteria, students witness a strange occurrence. Within about 30 seconds of being set out by kitchen staff, the Caesar salad served in a big white bowl next to the pizza...

NORTHFIELD, MN — A 19-year-old religion student at Carleton College underwent a litany of inconveniences and unfortunate scenarios on Tuesday, Jan. 21. The following combination of events has caused...

As more and more students test positive for the flu, and the temperature gets even colder,  student health and well-being is a top concern for SHAC, Dean Livingston and a select few professors. Recently,...

There you are, struggling to walk against the wind in sub-zero temperatures to make your way to that ill-chosen 1a. But it’s for my major! you protest. Okay? Change it then? I dunno.    Hands,...

As Winter Term begins, and certain peoples’ roommates go abroad, a select number of students go through an incredibly intense, high-risk high-reward process of attempting to protect the vacancies in...

Most Carls take 18 credits per term, which equates to three classes. Each of these classes usually has a final, either an exam or a paper. What many incoming students aren’t aware of is the secret fourth...

In the days since Republicans won the Presidency, Senate and House, Democratic pundits and politicians have begun their inevitable finger pointing and wishful thinking about where they went wrong. There’s...