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Marcescence in the Arb

Dexter Pakula, Contributing Writer November 16, 2024

As winter approaches and deciduous trees lose their leaves, the Arboretum clearly sports a new look. In mid-November, browns are the dominant color and pointed skeletal structures are revealed. Some leaves,...

The secret fourth final: fall photo dumps

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor November 16, 2024

Most Carls take 18 credits per term, which equates to three classes. Each of these classes usually has a final, either an exam or a paper. What many incoming students aren’t aware of is the secret fourth...

Campus squirrel to take over DNC

Becky Reinhold, Editor-in-Chief November 16, 2024

In the days since Republicans won the Presidency, Senate and House, Democratic pundits and politicians have begun their inevitable finger pointing and wishful thinking about where they went wrong. There’s...

Students grapple with dark new existence

Clare O'Connor, Staff Writer November 16, 2024

There are countless examples throughout history of the unifying power of mutual hardship. While suffering certainly has the power to feed polarization, moments of struggle can also build communities dedicated...

The two main ecological subsections of Northfield

Geoff Bynum, Contributing Writer November 8, 2024

Minnesota is divided into many ecological subsections, all within its three primary biomes of prairie, broadleaf forest and coniferous forest. Honing in on the broadleaf forest region in Southeast Minnesota,...

Archdruid election too close to call

Isaac Kofsky, Viewpoint Editor November 8, 2024

As of 10:50 a.m. on Friday, Nov. 8, the Carletonian Decision Desk has ruled the election for Archdruid of the Carleton Grove of the Reformed Druids of North America still too close to call. With record...

Last minute housing for Externships includes suspicious limitations on breadcrumb trails

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor November 8, 2024

This year, a number of externships added extended deadlines after a low number of students applied. While this enabled more students to get involved in the externship program, they were then faced with...

Controversy brews amid new “Dress to Impress” Carleton update

Cecilia Samadani, Features Editor November 8, 2024

Seven year old girls love the cow costume; twenty year old girls love the baby bangs. Neither group knows what “Carleton” is, but the update is a wild success on Roblox’s “Dress to Impress” (DTI)....

Asian lady beetles in the Arb

Maxima Gomez-Palmer, Contributing Writer November 4, 2024

They’re everywhere. They slap unassuming cyclists in the face as they race to get to class. They crawl on the computers of students sitting at picnic tables on the bald spot, almost whispering, “Psssst....

Our nutty neighbors: a rage against Carleton’s campus squirrels

Madeleine Goldberger November 4, 2024

Carleton College’s campus is being faced with a pressing epidemic. And no, it’s not the amount of opps created through failed Marriage Pact matches, the rise of dry turkey thighs in LDC or the black...

Spoon strategy: an exploration of Carleton’s spoon assassins

Tabitha Jones, Bald Spot Editor November 4, 2024

Over the last week, countless classes have been interrupted, innocent diners snuck up on and dorms camped-out in the interest of the spoon game. The fall term spoon assassins game is becoming a true Carleton...

Train horn found to be enormous fart after student consumed Burton English Toffee Cappuccino

Olivia Gottlieb, Contributing Writer November 4, 2024

Everyone’s heard it. Unfailingly, in two hour increments, freight trains tear through Northfield, emitting an ear-shattering horn sound that penetrates every corner of Carleton’s campus, all the way...

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