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PEN America visits Carleton to film documentary promoting free speech on campuses
May 30, 2025
Four Carleton teams make it to ultimate frisbee nationals; CUT takes first in DI men’s and Syzygy comes in second in DI women’s
May 30, 2025
Carleton to offer free summer housing to select international students
May 30, 2025
How Carleton is reacting to freezing of student visas
May 30, 2025
What’s New in Sports: Final Issue
May 30, 2025
Security Blotter: October 16 – October 19
October 20, 2022
Security Blotter: April 28 – May 2
May 12, 2022
Security Blotter: April 21-26
May 5, 2022
Security Blotter: April 16-20
April 28, 2022
Security Blotter: April 10-15
April 22, 2022
What’s New in Sports: Final Issue
May 30, 2025
What’s new in sports: May 14-21
May 23, 2025
What’s New in Sports This Week: May 7-14
May 16, 2025
This Week in Sports: Apr. 30-May 7
May 9, 2025
What’s New in Sports This Week: April 24-April 30
May 2, 2025
What’s New in Sports: Final Issue
May 30, 2025
Studying abroad multiple times at Carleton: challenges and rewards
May 30, 2025
Campus reflects on five years since George Floyd’s death
May 30, 2025
What’s new in sports: May 14-21
May 23, 2025
The percent of the CSA budget allocated to each expense category.
The CSA budget breakdown
May 23, 2025
Farm House hosts Farmstock and Farm Film Fest
Farm House hosts Farmstock and Farm Film Fest
May 19, 2022
Experimental Dance Board (EDB)
Experimental Dance Board (EDB)
May 12, 2022
African and Caribbean Association (ACA)
African and Caribbean Association (ACA)
May 5, 2022
A dance comps presentation Ayaka Moriyama
A dance comps presentation Ayaka Moriyama
April 28, 2022
Carleton's a drag: Carleton's student-run drag show
Carleton’s a drag: Carleton’s student-run drag show
April 22, 2022
Fit check: Students dress up for Sproncert
Fit check: Students dress up for Sproncert
May 26, 2022
Gorpcore is in.
Gorpcore is in.
April 15, 2022
New Mutual Aid Thrift Store
February 18, 2022
Exploring the for-Carls-by-Carls thrift scene
October 3, 2021
Embroidery: the preeminence of craft during COVID
Embroidery: the preeminence of craft during COVID
February 14, 2021
GOODHUE? GREATHUE!
May 23, 2025
Why is music all of the sudden so political?
May 23, 2025
What would cutting print issues mean for The Carletonian?
May 23, 2025
The case for The Carletonian, from someone who balanced the budget
May 23, 2025
CSA kills Carleton community
May 23, 2025
Ultiworld requires prospective viewers to sell their soul for streaming access
June 6, 2025
The Carletonian interviews the Pope
May 23, 2025
CSA offers recognition for “most interesting budget request”
May 16, 2025
Spring allergies believed to just be allergies to men
May 16, 2025
CCCE hosts emotional baggage drive
May 16, 2025
Canada Goose Family Swimming Along
Are you also getting hissed at?
May 23, 2025
Construction along Wall Street Road
Pardon the mess
May 16, 2025
Tick tock – tick season has begun!
May 9, 2025
Rabbit escaping fire
Why is the Arb on fire?
May 2, 2025
Did you know that frogs, like this Leopard frog, use their lungs as noise-canceling headphones to zero in on their potential mate's calling frequency?
Keeping up with the frogs and toads
April 25, 2025
Weekly comic – college vs. university
October 18, 2024
Weekly comic – dining
October 12, 2024
Weekly comic: move-in
October 5, 2024
Weekly comic: dorms
September 30, 2024
Weekly comic – self-care
May 25, 2024
Vol. CXVLIII, No. 9
January 9, 2024
Vol. CXVLIII, No. 8
November 17, 2023
Vol. CXLVIII, No. 7
November 10, 2023
Vol. CXLVIII, No. 6
November 3, 2023
Vol. CXLVIII, No. 5
October 27, 2023

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All content by David Heifetz

Ryan’s plan starts to wilt

David Heifetz
May 20, 2011

Birtherism’s real anxiety

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April 29, 2011

A few important steps: Obama addresses fiscal policy

David Heifetz
April 15, 2011

Free market intoxication

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April 8, 2011

The Tragedy of End of Life Care

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March 4, 2011

Mitch Daniels, worthy opponent

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February 18, 2011

The centrist echo chamber

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February 11, 2011

Reaching New Clarity

David Heifetz
February 4, 2011

The Senate’s status quo

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February 4, 2011

A vision for the future

David Heifetz
January 28, 2011

Tax policy: our need for humility

David Heifetz
January 21, 2011

The GOP’s Split Personality

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November 12, 2010

The Only Number that Matters

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November 5, 2010

Public Goods Anyone

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October 29, 2010

Mr. Beck’s Slippery Slope Mentality

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October 22, 2010

The People

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October 15, 2010

Manhattan Islamic Center is Not a Local Issue

David Heifetz
October 8, 2010

When Moderation Gets It Wrong

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October 1, 2010

The Tragedy of The Tea Party

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September 24, 2010

A letter to the class of 2010

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May 28, 2010

Diverging truths

David Heifetz
May 23, 2010

Accepting casualties

David Heifetz
May 14, 2010

F@#% the politics: Leadership opportunity available!

David Heifetz
May 7, 2010

Our government’s problems are systemic, not personal

David Heifetz
May 1, 2010

Open letter to the Poli Sci Department

David Heifetz
May 1, 2010

Today’s Liberalism

David Heifetz
April 23, 2010

An underdog’s story: A highly imperfect yet increasingly relevant foreign policy parable

David Heifetz
April 23, 2010

Empathizing on tax day

David Heifetz
April 16, 2010

The Pragmatic Argument

David Heifetz
March 5, 2010

Where’s our Yoda?

David Heifetz
February 26, 2010

Balancing pragmatism and idealism

David Heifetz
February 19, 2010

If I could write a memo to President Obama…

David Heifetz
February 12, 2010

Livin’ in the world today: Torn by the Holy Land

David Heifetz
February 5, 2010

Livin’ in the world today: Cognitive dissonance nation

David Heifetz
January 31, 2010

Livin’ in the World Today

David Heifetz
January 22, 2010

Livin’ in the World Today: Living Experiments

David Heifetz
January 15, 2010
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