Greetings, all; it has been too long! Unfortunately, this is not the esteemed Allison from the beloved “Allistrology,” but her legacy must continue in the form of semi-accurate horoscopes for your reading pleasure. With the holidays approaching, let us all reflect on this term and look forward to the new…
Hannah Ward
Staff Writer
Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap… What was that? Not the chirps from the goslings on Lyman Lakes, but the sound coming from my mouth in reaction to the Met Gala red carpet this year. A wise woman once said, money cannot buy taste. This is reaffirmed every awards season as the…
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! With the arrival of Winter Term came my newest distraction: Euphoria. When I first watched Euphoria, I was 16 and had never seen a nude body on television. Now, after my fair share of my HBO Max subscription, I truly believed that I was ready for Euphoria’s…
The Omicron variant has stabbed through Carleton’s campus, piercing especially its dual hearts: Dixon and Dow. Every weekend, these two buildings housed roughly 1/3 of the campus population. Now, in the era of social distancing, their few remaining residents must cope with the loss of their sweaty, raving roommates. Upon…