Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap… What was that? Not the chirps from the goslings on Lyman Lakes, but the sound coming from my mouth in reaction to the Met Gala red carpet this year. A wise woman once said, money cannot buy taste. This is reaffirmed every awards season as the…
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! With the arrival of Winter Term came my newest distraction: Euphoria. When I first watched Euphoria, I was 16 and had never seen a nude body on television. Now, after my fair share of my HBO Max subscription, I truly believed that I was ready for Euphoria’s…
The Omicron variant has stabbed through Carleton’s campus, piercing especially its dual hearts: Dixon and Dow. Every weekend, these two buildings housed roughly 1/3 of the campus population. Now, in the era of social distancing, their few remaining residents must cope with the loss of their sweaty, raving roommates. Upon…