Carls are known for their creativity, and the dining staff is no exception. Dining halls have been the backdrop of the latest student unification efforts on campus. Obviously, the Carleton administration is always looking for new ways for students to connect with each other. Most Carleton students recall taking part…
Camilla Smith-Donald
Investigations conducted by our undercover reporters have revealed a behind-the-scenes strategic plan orchestrated by dining managers to shift the diets of Carleton students. The goal is to make all students amenable to eating tasteless slabs of sponge and considering such offerings a suitable meal. This is possibly to prepare them…