<ong>History majors: use “perhaps” in their everyday vernacular, weren’t allowed to watch tv before they finished their homework, have never eaten hot food in the dining halls
Environmental Studies majors: disintegrate at the sight of plastic water bottles, exclusively wear Blundstones, shower in the dark
American Studies majors: generally salty, drink iced coffee in the winter, think labels are lame
Political Science majors: failed econ majors
Econ majors: hate numbers but love to mansplain, put their food directly on the tray
Math majors: think they’re better than Econ majors, care more about six than sex
Religion majors: should have been in therapy as children, have a shrine to Kevin Wolfe in their dorm room
Chemistry majors: haven’t heard the term ‘liberal arts’ since opening convo, live in a second libe study room
Art History majors: always ask for oat milk but don’t have a dairy allergy, not afraid of job insecurity
Public Policy minors: think this will get them a really good job, don’t know what a job is