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Friday, January 30, 2009

<an style="font-weight: bold">Wednesday, January 21

-At 12:35 a.m., Security was called to check on a loud and contentious conversation in one of the dorms.
-At 7:45 p.m., a student who was experiencing a physical reaction after smoking a banned substance was transported by ambulance to Northfield Hospital.
-At 11:20 p.m., Security assisted in locating and assessing the welfare of a student.

Thursday, January 22

-At 6:05 p.m., Security transported a student who had lost multiple teeth playing broomball, first to Northfield Hospital and later to a local dental clinic.
-At 7:10 p.m., a fire alarm was reported at Dow House. Burned food. Lots of smoke. No fire.

Friday, January 23

-At 11:50 p.m., a student asleep in a bathroom stall was assisted by Security.

Saturday, January 24

-At 1:20 a.m., a fire alarm was reported at Severance Hall. Burned popcorn. Embarrassed resident. No fire.
-At 5:45 a.m., an unwanted visitor was escorted off campus by Security.
-At 9:05 p.m., a fire alarm was reported at Colwell House. Another bumped carbon monoxide detector. No fire.

Sunday, January 25

-At 1:55 a.m., multiple students and guests were discovered smoking marijuana in a dormitory room.
-At 11:30 a.m., Security transported a student to Northfield Hospital who was experiencing flu-like symptoms.
-At 7:45 p.m., Security transported a student to Northfield Hospital who had injured his leg playing broomball.
-At 7:55 p.m., a fire alarm was reported at Dow House. More burned food. No fire.

Monday, January 26

-At 1:10 a.m., a student who was concerned he may have acquired frostbitten knees while playing goalie for his broomball team, was transported by Security to Northfield Hospital.
-At 10:35 a.m., Security transported a student who had fainted in class to Northfield Hospital.
-At 11:45 a.m., a fire alarm was reported at Watson Hall. Yes, it was burned food. No fire.

Tuesday, January 27

-At 7:00 a.m., Security transported a student to Northfield Hospital who was experiencing flu-like symptoms.

Wednesday, January 28

-At 8:00 a.m., a six foot tall chicken was reported to be causing a disturbance in the Burton Dining Hall. He was apparently holding a sign and clucking at patrons attempting to serve themselves eggs. Security responded, identified the chicken, and escorted him back to his roost in Burton Hall.

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