◉ How traumatic was your childhood?
◉ Where’s your favorite pooping bathroom on campus?
◉ Where’s your favorite crying spot?
◉ Where did you get waitlisted?
◉ Were you popular in high school?
◉ Have you seen “The Porch” yet?
◉ What was your favorite childhood game? (@ __the Career Center)
◉ How do you plan on hiding your parents’ __wealth?
◉ What was your SAT/ACT score? (Compound __doesn’t count)
◉ Body count? Rice Purity Score?