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Best write-ins from the CSA election

<ong>CSA President: Evil Morty
CSA President: The Crane
CSA President: Tyrannosaurus rex had two fingers on its forelimb, not three

CSA Vice President: Beer in the cave
CSA Vice President: Joe Biden
CSA Vice President: Meow

CSA Treasurer: dick cheney made money off the iraq war
CSA Treasurer: Mr. Krabs
CSA Treasurer: Three Polar Bears

Public Relations Officer: abolishICE
Public Relations Officer: Stormy Daniels
Public Relations Officer: The State of Alaska

Class of 2019 Representatives: Cheeseballs
Class of 2019 Representatives: Do It For State!!
(There are only two because the rest of the write-ins are real people at Carleton. Shame on you, fellow 2019-ers. Amp up the creativity).

Class of 2020 Representatives: Jackie Chan
Class of 2020 Representatives: Merp
Class of 2020 Representatives: Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do you, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and the other evil

Class of 2021 Representatives: Fidel Castro
Class of 2021 Representatives: Long Live the Mileage Economy!
(Same to you 2021-ers with the lack of creativity).

Class of 2022 Representatives: POWER TO THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!
Class of 2022 Representatives: Stevie P
(Okay, so it looks like only the Class of 2020 has creativity with their write-ins. Then again, in order to strengthen democracy, maybe they should just vote for the people on the ballot).

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