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Best write-ins from the 2018 CSA election

<y not actually represent us, but they made us laugh. Here are my top picks, categorized by position.

President: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible

President: Hanging Chad

Vice President: who?

Vice President: Stevie P.

Treasurer: A little mime that has spaghetti in his pocket

Treasurer: I refuse to the system tell me what to do

Class of 2018 Representatives: Lyman

Class of 2018 Representatives: Guy Fieri

Class of 2019 Representatives: Bill North

Class of 2019 Representatives: Beer on tap at the Cave

Class of 2020 Representatives: No one can truly represent your interests

Class of 2020 Representatives: Tide Pod

I can’t include any write-in for Class of 2021 Representatives as all of them are real people in the Class of 2021. Thus, they are not as entertaining. I guess only first-years know the true value of democracy.

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