- Talking Without Saying Anything: How to answer discussion questions when you haven’t done the reading
- Getting to Class, Not Getting Frostbite: Secrets of the longest indoor route across campus in order to avoid snow
- The Wave-Shrug-No-Eye-Contact-Smile: Tips and tricks for the appropriate greeting when walking down a long hallway and passing by a classmate that you don’t really know that well but should probably acknowledge to some degree (hint: there’s actually no way to avoid being awkward, you just gotta embrace it)
- Eyes Wide Shut: How to sleep with eyes open during your 1a, because, let’s be real, your participation wouldn’t be that much better even if you were awake; it’s 8 in the morning
- Graphic Design is my PaSSiOn: How to procrastinate without feeling guilty: The art of choosing the perfect PowerPoint theme for any subject
- At Least You’ll Have a Private Place to Cry: How to get a study room in the Libe during reading days