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Halloween costumes you shouldn’t make sexy

Carsten Finholt October 25, 2019

Sexy Trader Joe’s Cashier Who am I kidding, is it even possible for this not to be a sexy costume? They’re just so caring, and attentive. You make small talk as they swipe your items, and for once...

My roommate is two people

Carsten Finholt October 5, 2019

My roommate is actually a set of identical twins who are both pretending to be the same person. I’ve noticed several fairly obvious details that give it away. For example, his closet is full of matching...

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