<
ir="ltr">Aries:

You’re probably gonna get sun burned!! Stay out of the sun and stay in your lane. 

Taurus:

Don’t climb any trees. Eat your greens.

Gemini:

You need to most definitely stay in your lane!! Don’t do anything dumb in the very short time you have left this term.

Cancer: You are gonna be crabby so try to stay not crabby. Meditate as you crab walk, maybe that will help.

Leo: You’re gonna be burning bridges in the next 2 weeks so try not to set anyone on fire.

Virgo: Stop being problematic. Check yo self before you wreck yo self.

Libra: You are a leaf. You’ll have bad BO so make sure you take a shower and air that ish out!

Scorpio: You’re salty, so make sure to add your salt to the tasteless food that we get here.

Sagittarius: Take care of yourself. Make sure all the bolts and gears are in order and get a check up before Rotblatt. Capricorn: You’re gonna do pretty well, but not too well, so like don’t let it get to your head.

Aquarius: Quench that thirst. I recommend cucumber and strawberry infused water.

Pisces: Stop eating fish. Your sign is a fish so isn’t that kind of rude to eat a fish if that fish symbolizes you?