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Carleton students harvest indigenous tubers at Prairie Island Indian Community
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The English Department’s book recommendations for winter break
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Carleton College hosts best-selling author Javier Zamora
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SHAC’s Dude Talk therapy group challenges traditional masculinity
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Experimental Dance Board (EDB)
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Carleton’s a drag: Carleton’s student-run drag show
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Gorpcore is in.
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New Mutual Aid Thrift Store
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In defense of the language requirement
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