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ong>Friday, Apr. 13
11:30 am     An unlocked bicycle was reported stolen from the Burton Hall area.

Saturday, Apr. 14
12:05 am   A student was discovered in an inappropriate location in the act of contemplating an inappropriate activity.
1:00 am     A student was discovered in an inappropriate location doing a chivalrous deed.

Monday, Apr. 16
9:45 pm  Two students were discovered in an inappropriate location not doing anything at all.

Wednesday, Apr. 18.
2:10 am   A fire alarm was reported at Laird Hall. Defective smoke detector. No fire.
6:15 pm   A fire alarm was reported at Musser Hall. Burned food. No fire.

10:10 pm Students were observed in a very dangerous and inappropriate location doing who knows what.

On a serious note… There are many locations on campus that are, in most circumstances, off limits to all of us, simply because they are not safe places to be. I trust you know the spots I speak of. Please resist the temptation. Thanks.

— Randy Atchison, Security Services