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Best write-ins from the CSA elections

CSA President: Evil Morty

CSA President: The Crane

CSA President: Tyrannosaurus rex had two fingers on its forelimb, not three

CSA Vice President: Beer in the cave

CSA Vice President: Joe Biden

CSA Vice President: Meow

CSA Treasurer: dick cheney made money off the iraq war

CSA Treasurer: Mr. Krabs

CSA Treasurer: Three Polar  Bears

Public Relations Officer: abolishICE

Public Relations Officer: Stormy Daniels

Public Relations Officer: The State of Alaska

Class of 2019 Representatives: Cheeseballs

Class of 2019 Representatives: Do It For State!!

(There are only two because the rest of the write-ins are real people at Carleton. Shame on you, fellow 2019-ers. Amp up the creativity).

Class of 2020 Representatives: Jackie Chan

Class of 2020 Representatives: Merp

Class of 2020 Representatives: Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do you, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and the other evil

Class of 2021 Representatives: Fidel Castro

Class of 2021 Representatives: Long Live the Mileage Economy!

(Same to you 2021-ers with the lack of creativity).

Class of 2022 Representatives: POWER TO THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!

Class of 2022 Representatives: Stevie P

(Okay, so it looks like only the Class of 2020 has creativity with their write-ins. Then again, in order to strengthen democracy, maybe they should just vote for the people on the ballot).

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