<ong>Wednesday, April 20
9:55 am A fire alarm was reported at Burton Hall. Burned toast. No fire. One.
Thursday, April 21
11:35 am Security transported a student to Northfield Hospital who was having trouble breathing.
Friday, April 22
12:05 am A party at one of the townhouses was shut down.
12:35 am With the help of police, paramedics transported a combative and intoxicated student by ambulance to Northfield Hospital.
11:25 pm Northfield Police and Security dealt with a student who had allegedly attempted to bribe a doorman at The Grand for a wristband so he could be served alcohol. Citations were issued.
Saturday, April 23
12:30 am An intoxicated student was transported by ambulance to Northfield Hospital.
4:05 am A fire alarm was reported at Cassat Hall, 4th floor. Burned food. No fire. Two.
2:40 pm A visiting student was transported by ambulance to Northfield Hospital who had become ill while playing frisbee.
4:15 pm A fire alarm was reported at Cassat Hall, 1st floor. Burned bacon. No fire. Three.
10:35 pm Paramedics transported a student experiencing chest pains to Northfield Hospital.
11:20 pm A fire alarm was reported at Cassat Hall, 2nd floor. Burned food. No fire. Four.
11:40 pm A fire alarm was reported at Musser Hall. Fire extinguishers had been discharged apparently causing the alarm (or was it burned food?). No fire. Five.
Sunday, April 24
2:40 am An intoxicated student was transported by ambulance to Northfield Hospital.
7:35 pm A fire alarm was reported at Faculty Club. Burned food. No fire. Six.
10:10 pm A fire alarm was reported at Davis Hall. Burned food. No fire. Seven.
Monday, April 25
5:05 am Security transported a student experiencing discomfort to Northfield Hospital.
3:45 pm A semi-locked bicycle was reported stolen from outside Memorial Hall.
Randy Atchison, Security Services
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