<y to skirt some of the campus walking distances is worth trying. Then again, many of these may require more effort and I cannot provide any financial support for these efforts.
1. Pole vault over the Bald Spot, with the construction and all.
2. When they’re not frozen ,swim across Lyman Lakes.
3. When they are frozen skate across them.
4. Climb the crane.
5. Install moving walkways on all the paths.
6. Position a canon that shoots you out at the Sayles entrance and lands you right at the Rec.
7. Purposely break your leg to get one of those golf carts.
8. Put ramps and toboggans between Leighton, the Libe, Laird, CMC and Boliou so that you do not even to touch that ground between classes.
9. Provide jet packs for the unbearably long walk to the Weitz.
10. Train Lyman to pull a large carriage around carrying you.