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Minnesota Winters: How to Make Them Slightly Less Terrible

Anna Schmiel January 16, 2016

As a Minnesotan, I know Minnesota winters can make even the most hard-core Minnesotan say “uff da”! And by “uff da,” I mean question why on earth they live in a state that basically becomes a...

Going Postal

Leo Martin January 16, 2016

It is a beginning of term tradition at Carleton that the post office is a sight to behold. A simple case of a high influx of packages combined with a small space to work in creates a bottleneck which...

Theatre & dance depts. commit to diversity initiative

Ellie Grabowski January 16, 2016

Over winter break, theater professor David Wiles sent out an email detailing the Theater and Dance Department’s new Diversity Initiative. The initiative’s goals focus on “increasing the participation...

Things You Really Didn’t Need to Bring To College

Nam Anh Nguyen November 13, 2015

A Printer Unless you live in a townhouse or that dorm with a lot of floors, chances are, you’re not that far from a campus printer. Stationery Be that kid that borrows pens from people in class and...

Looking Back: Then vs. Now

Christina Sieben November 13, 2015

With such a powerful, respected woman as a possible presidential candidate for 2016--and of course I’m referring to Kim Kardashian here--it’s amazing to look back at the past, reflecting on the progress...

Dorm Desirables Deliverables

Justine Seligson November 13, 2015

I realize that this is a college we’re talking about here, not a hotel. I mean by no means to imply that I expect a butler to show up to my room with freshly made caviar. However, there are some little...

Asian Lady Beetles: Spawn of Satan or Harmless Knockoffs?

Darcy Mishkind November 13, 2015

They look like cute little ladybugs when you see them one at a time. Innocent, spotted, and innocuous. However, as fall sets in, they start showing up in droves, and they swiftly move from cute bug to...

A Surreal Forray into the Periodicals

Callen Inman November 7, 2015

As I enter the UNESCO-protected moss-draped literary woodland, flanked by Dakota County gingko groves and abundant shrubbery from which the piercing screams of the circulation desk shred out mundanity...

The Dangers of the Sidewalks

Dylan Larson-Harsch November 7, 2015

Tha-thump. Tha-thump. Your ears perk. Tha-thump. Tha-thump. Something is steadily approaching. Tha-thump. Tha-thump. You move off to the right side of the path, so far that you’re teetering precariously...

Truly Scary Halloween Ideas

Nam Anh Nguyen October 31, 2015

As fall comes, the corpses of dead leaves and the smell of pumpkin-spiced foods remind us that the time has come for things to get a little spooky out there. Of course, to give yourself a thrill, you...

Weird puffballs and you

Alex Bynum October 31, 2015

Even those among us who are decidedly indoor enthusiasts would be hard pressed not to have noticed the large volume of leaves on the ground at this time of year. Next time you find yourself kicking around...

A Brief (but Lovely) Encounter with Lyman the Cat

Brynne Diggins October 31, 2015

On a windy Sunday night during Fall Break, I walked out of the LDC from a content meal with my friends. I thought I knew what happiness was – cookies and hot chocolate and the promise of sleeping in...

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