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What Sayles food are you?

Nam Anh Nguyen April 22, 2016

Where do you spend most of your time? a) Sayles b) My room c) The arb d) The Weitz   Which of these clubs/activities are you most likely to join? a) Synchrony II b) The Carletonian c) CORAL d) KRLX   What’s...

An Honest Cover Letter

Janis Lee April 22, 2016

300 North College Street Northfield, MN, 55057   Boss Person With Money Company with Cool Unpaid Internships Northfield, MN 55057   April 22th, 2016 Dear Mr. Money: My name is Janis Lee, and...

Carleton: The Musical

Ellie Grabowski April 22, 2016

If a year at Carleton were a musical, what would it be like? Would it be feel-good and upbeat? Fast-paced and intense? Melodramatic and a little bit scary? Romantic? Not romantic at all? Comic? Tragic?...

Geese: The subtle menace of Minnesota

Dylan Larson-Harsch April 15, 2016

Geese: The terror above the treetops; The scourge of the skies; The feathered phantom; Lucifer of the Long Neck. These are just a few of the myriad of names by which these beasts are known. They’re out...

Musings on flavored water

Charles Lutvak April 15, 2016

Don’t get me wrong: water is great. But a little flavor can’t hurt, right? Apparently, that’s a controversial claim. “Flavored Water May Be Making Kids Hate Plain Water, Experts Warn,” shouted...

Dam, Beavers: Back at it again with the gnawing

Forrest Williams April 15, 2016

As the snow recedes from the Arb and the trails open up again, a lot of animal signs that have been hidden all winter can finally be seen again. If you look along the banks of Cannon you’re sure to find...

Spring Term No:

Nam Nguyen April 8, 2016

Bae (Goes without saying.) Health (Here I am coughing/sneezing/having a headache all week. So fun.) Sleep (Is this unique to spring term? Sadly, I don’t think so.) Confidence in the future (Please stop...

Quaking Aspens, Cloning & You!

Darcy Mishkind March 4, 2016

Walking through the Arb, it is not uncommon to run across a quaking aspen. And when you run across one, you are likely to run across a whole stand of them. But why is this? The answer is simple: you are...

Carleton as a nation: What is your dorm?

Leo Martin March 4, 2016

What if Carleton was a country? Ignoring the logistical problems that would entail, how would it play out? How would we talk about areas on campus if they were regions of a country? How would we talk...

Carleton as a nation: What is your dorm?

Leo Martin March 4, 2016

What if Carleton was a country? Ignoring the logistical problems that would entail, how would it play out? How would we talk about areas on campus if they were regions of a country? How would we talk...

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