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Security Not-ter: February 28-March 4

These are what the security blotters won’t give you: unbiased, unedited accounts of Carleton Campus Security.  Monday, February 28 Early Morning: Security responded to a medical. The medical was in response to security. Security transported security to Northfield Hospital.  Tuesday, March 1 Afternoon: A student called to report an incident…

Alli-strology: March 4

Yoohoo, It’s me, (are u shocked? I can’t see your face.) Your favorite (in general? Maybe! lmk)… I was about to write ‘Allison,’ but there are other Allisons on this campus and I am not here to compete, only to team up (other spellings included ofc, I’m not a monster).…

Arb Notes: Mammal Hibernation in the Arboretum

On February 2,  Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow in a sunny Pennsylvania town. His prediction: six more weeks of cold fronts and snow flurries. Three weeks later and a thousand miles from Pennsylvania, groundhogs in the arboretum are at the tail end of a long winter spent below ground. …

Alli-strology: 2/24

Hello, Another Friday is here, and with it comes a feeling of relief that class is over,—but is it truly over at Carleton? Finals are coming up and comps deadlines are fast approaching. Remember to take a deep breath and do something that you enjoy to prevent burnout. Enjoy the…

Security Not-ter: February 21-25

These are what the security blotters won’t give you: unbiased, unedited accounts of Carleton Campus Security.  By the Carleton-Undermining Monitoring Squad Monday, 2/21 Morning: Security responded to a medical, but the medical did not respond to security. Sometimes these things don’t work out. Tuesday, 2/22 Early Morning: A fire was…

The Joys of Printing

Upon waking up in the morning, I, like most other Carleton students, immediately consider when my first opportunity to print will be. Much to my chagrin, it usually isn’t until the afternoon. The sadness this realization brings can only be solved by one thing: making a plan to print something.…