News fills our house 24/7. I’m almost not exaggerating. In the daytime downtime, approx. 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., my dad, working from home, will play NPR on the radio and, around our characteristically...
◉ Who is Lincoln’s logger?
◉ What has three legs, balances on a stick, and reads the newspaper?
◉ What’s extremely flat, likes attention from strangers, and feels most at home on the...
Dear Physical Education Teacher,
Please excuse my son/daughter from missing sexy class yesterday. When Lewis Tomelson :$ awakened yesterday, I could see that his/her nose was hot....
Today for the uhh (…) [Carletonian] I’m gonna be (…) endorsing uhh lemme see Pete Buttigieg. There’s been a (…) geez (…) lot going around about this fellow heh. I don’t know too much about...
On Monday, February 3, the night of this year’s Iowa caucuses, Carleton students, along with Visiting Assistant Professor of Political Science Melanie Freeze, traveled to Mason City, Iowa’s North...
Kent Hanson ’20 is a Senior Captain of Carleton Men’s Basketball, two-time all conference, and 2019 all-region player. Already a decorated Knight, Hanson is playing some of the finest basketball of...
Another day, another dollar—so they say.
Beginning work as an OB-GYN, you quickly realize how soon everything becomes the same. All the idiosyncrasies of all the hundreds of thousands of deliveries...
I am deeply afraid of my heart beating inside my body. It beats harshly, loudly; I get scared hearing it slave away at making my body breathe, move, think—almost as if neither party deserves the other....
One of the more frustrating things about capital-L Life is the persistent, complete human inability to capture and understand every single detail. More specifically, how every medium seems to fall short...
Kanye West is a hip-hop artist (as some people might call, a “rapper”). He is pretty famous and a lot of people love him a lot and thinks He’s good at making music. He’s pretty good. He was born...
NC: How long have you been on the Gods of Plastic (GOP) team, and what did your path to that position look like?
SW: I’ve been on the team since I was a first year, and, going into my junior year,...
